Thursday, April 26, 2012

Bravo Stickers and the Joy of Fiber

Last week I decided to quit Weight Watchers and join Weight Watchers Online.  I'm losing about 4/10 of a pound per week which, yeah, is better than nothing, but I don't want to pay $50 a month for less than 3 lbs per month.  WW online is $18 per month, which seems more reasonable since I had quit going to meetings anyway.  I have plenty of cheerleaders, I don't need complete strangers telling me I'm rad. 

Duh.  Of course I am. 

Although the last meeting I went to was very interesting.  It was all about fiber.  Since then I have been working really hard to up my fiber intake.  Which means that I do basically nothing all day but poop.  Which is AWESOME.  I won't go into details, but I can feel my intestines shrinking from not holding on to so much goodness. 

As per usual, I have not thought this entry out very well.  But since I don't go to meetings anymore, I don't get Bravo stickers, which are WW rewards for the little accomplishments that come between the big weight loss goals.  So, I'm gonna list some of my own here.

When NG and I broke up a million years ago, I lost about 6 lbs from not eating for a month, mostly from the underboob area on my right side.  Even with all the weight I gained over the years, that little bit of fat never came back.  (Weird, right?)  I always thought it was strange because there was no fat there to grab, and the left side was grabbable.  Now, my left underboob almost matches my right underboob!  Go me!

I am on the smallest belt hole on a belt that 4 months ago I was on the largest.   (That sentence makes sense, I swear.) 

I like doing sit ups and try to do them every day, working on adding some every week, splitting them between boring and kettlebell. 

I look forward to cardio night for more than just the drunken makeouts that follow the exercise. (What?  Pshaaaw.  That never happens...)


That's probably enough for now but I'm gonna keep posting these as they happen.  Summertime is almost here and it's gonna be a good one, friends.  Lots going on and way too much fun to be had.  One month until I leave for Minnesota Birthday Extravaganza.  Then begins the Summer of Music.  I may have spent WAY too much money on concert tickets for this summer.  But goddamn, there is so much goodness coming to KC this year! 

Rambling.  Rambles.  I have to poop.

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